Sloaning 

The act of pleasuring oneself in places that are considered to be not acceptable.

Dude did you see that guy sloaning?!?

Sloaning by L Burr November 22, 2011

Sloaning 

Hanging around the house under the guise of being productive.

We all thought Chris was busy all day and was unable to take any additional work. In reality, he was sloaning all day.

Tony is so lazy, sloans like a champ.

"Would you like to come over and hang out. I'm sloaning all day waiting for a shipment to be delivered."

Sloaning by razman233443223 January 11, 2012

Sloaning 

Randomly jumping in others conversations.

Stop sloaning my conversation.

Sloaning by Rainstain November 6, 2019

Sloaning 

The act of sitting in one's vehicle waiting for something or someone.

Yeah, I was just out there "sloaning" in the car when she called.

Sloaning by Katch22 March 17, 2012

Sloaning 

the act of thinking you are "too cool" for the rest of the people at a party and sitting alone in the corner on your phone talking to your "cool" friends.

We invited Jessica to the party but she didn't care to talk to anyone the entire time. Jessica was Sloaning.

Sloaning by sloaning victim November 24, 2013

Sloaning 

Being a cool ass mf who is just chilling.

Sloaning: the man, the myth, the legend

Sloaning by Reece puffs December 21, 2022

Sloaning 

A cool person who is just a vibe, always being chill.

Sloaning: The man, the myth, the legend

Sloaning by Reece puffs December 21, 2022