smising 

Smiling with your eyes only. This means EYES ONLY. This move can be cool, or, more often than not, it can be very very creepy

Tyra Banks on America's Next Top Model. All the time.

Tyra: "Use your EYES...make them POWERFUL...*smises*"
Viewer: "There goes Tyra smising again...

smising by feisty11 November 1, 2010

smising

A subtle but unmistakable formation (even at distance) of the brow and a simultaneous narrowing and widening of the eye.

Accompanied with an uplift of the cheekbones and a phantom glitter in the pupil, the overall effect is a softening of the face leading to invitation of the target to discourse or, indeed, a reciprocal smise.

Incorrectly spelled smeyes or smyze, the phenomenon is overwhelmingly seen in humans but also some primates and canines, most notably Canis lupus familiaris "Chihuahua".

In canines, it is possible for a smise to be colocated above a growl (known as grising). In this circumstance, the antecedent emotion is always contentment, not anger Brauer et al. 1976

"Look! Look at Tilly! She's smising at you! She's not friendly with anyone!"
"The smise never lies, bro"

smising by inbrewj June 24, 2026

smizing 

A facial expression where you smile with your eyes;
giving someone happy eyes

look at that girl... she's totally smizing at me

i don't know why he hasn't come over yet, i've been smizing at him all night!

smizing by Jena Bo Bena September 16, 2012

Smiling Bob 

Noun
Pronunciation: Smile-ing Bob

An erect penis in an inappropriate context

Guy 1: Shit, I was smiling bob throughout the entire sermon today in church.
Guy 2: Oh man, me too! I was smiling bob all while watching Barney when I had to babysit last night!

Smiling Bob by psycholilbunny July 9, 2010

One Hundred Million Smiling Little Ones 

Cum, Spoof whatever you people call it...
Potentail babies usually stopped with a latex implement called a condom

One Hundred Million Smiling Little Ones blinking at me from their latex prison...

One Hundred Million Smiling Little Ones by Fucktarded Scarecrow August 1, 2009

smiling depression 

a term not largely known among people.
it is commonly described when you are so depressed inside yet you hide these aching emotions and appear to be happy and chipper to others. many people may confuse smiling depression with other things or may just classify it as being depressed but in fact it varies largely from being depressed.

in addition to being depressed: feeling numb inside, having a constant feeling of worthlessness, and not knowing what to do in life, when you are dealing with smiling depression people become even more confused from the constant role play of being happy to others. people with smiling depression want to get better but do not know what to do to console others, and most likely the disease of smiling depression must go away naturally because no one will help out the individual. seeing that no one knows of the persons true depressing thoughts.

"oh look at elaine she is always so happy!"

elaine's inner thoughts:"if only others knew how i truly felt. why do i always to showcase smiling depression? and not be able to show my true self"

smiling depression by xxdefeatedxx. August 11, 2008

Mountain of Smiling Bodies

An Abnormality from the games, Lobotomy Corporation, and Library of Ruina... A major pain in the ass if under equipped too

Guy: Man, I'd fuck the shit out of Mountain of Smiling Bodies
Me: Bro it's literally a carrion blob that would chomp off your dick off

Mountain of Smiling Bodies by RoyalSpaz February 8, 2022