smirty

dirty+smelly= smirty

her clunge tasted so smirty

by fannysmell July 19, 2010

Pulling a smarty

Making an incredibly stupid decision and not knowing why you were stupid.

Chilled is pulling a smarty.

by Baneofexistence February 25, 2021

Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen

He was #1

Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen's, his headstone only says "Smitty Werben"

Spongebob: It was his hat Mr Krabs, He was number 1!

by Shaq Nasty April 15, 2010

smartypie

Someone who is both smart, and a cutiepie.

Lisa Simpson is a smartypie, but Meg Griffin sucks.

by TheCrashYears May 16, 2011

Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen

He was number one!

Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen was clearly number one. It says so on his hat.

by Punkbird July 22, 2014

shirty

Flustered and pompus, like you would be if someone asked you a question you find incredibly offensive. Happens a lot with teachers and snobby upperclassmen.

Another British bit of fun. Used in "Angus, Thongs, and Full Frontal Snogging" and "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire". See snogging.

I asked Mrs. Wenger if she was PMSing, and she got all shirty with me.

by reader June 16, 2004

smirting

To go outside of a bar or restaurant where you can't smoke and hang out with other fellow smokers while you flirt with them.

smoking + flirting

Goddammit, Silvia we need to get out of here and do some smirting.

by Silvia San Martin April 10, 2005