smirty 

dirty+smelly= smirty

her clunge tasted so smirty

smirty by fannysmell July 19, 2010

Pulling a smarty 

Making an incredibly stupid decision and not knowing why you were stupid.

Chilled is pulling a smarty.

Pulling a smarty by Baneofexistence February 25, 2021

Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen 

He was #1

Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen's, his headstone only says "Smitty Werben"

Spongebob: It was his hat Mr Krabs, He was number 1!

Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen by Shaq Nasty April 15, 2010

smartypie 

Someone who is both smart, and a cutiepie.

Lisa Simpson is a smartypie, but Meg Griffin sucks.

smartypie by TheCrashYears May 16, 2011

Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen 

He was number one!

Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen was clearly number one. It says so on his hat.

Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen by Punkbird July 22, 2014

shirty 

Flustered and pompus, like you would be if someone asked you a question you find incredibly offensive. Happens a lot with teachers and snobby upperclassmen.

Another British bit of fun. Used in "Angus, Thongs, and Full Frontal Snogging" and "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire". See snogging.

I asked Mrs. Wenger if she was PMSing, and she got all shirty with me.

shirty by reader June 16, 2004

smirting 

To go outside of a bar or restaurant where you can't smoke and hang out with other fellow smokers while you flirt with them.

smoking + flirting

Goddammit, Silvia we need to get out of here and do some smirting.

smirting by Silvia San Martin April 10, 2005