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Flustered and pompus, like you would be if someone asked you a question you find incredibly offensive. Happens a lot with teachers and snobby upperclassmen.

Another British bit of fun. Used in "Angus, Thongs, and Full Frontal Snogging" and "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire". See snogging.
I asked Mrs. Wenger if she was PMSing, and she got all shirty with me.
shirty by reader June 16, 2004
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Fan-freaking-tastic. Really awesome. Like really the best.
That outfit is so shirty!
shirty by twistednerve October 13, 2023
Drunken (British) brawler. Taken from the general style of getting drunk, starting fights and wearing dress shirts.
Mr. Bimbom got a bit shirty last night and started a fight with the bartender.
shirty by dOCTOR t1969 May 6, 2007
The act of shooting a load on your t-shirt
Oh shit i gave my self a shirty and forgot to change
shirty by gmeisterxx June 30, 2011
Getting dressed up for a night for a night out.

Wearing a smart shirt.
" you getting shirty tonight lad?"
"Didn't know you was getting shirty!!? I look well underdressed now!"
Shirty by TheJSmann October 2, 2017

Shirty McSame 

Someone who seems to wear the same outfit, to the same places, on a regular basis.
"Did you see Cheesman last night?? I think he wore that shirt again, to North Beach."

"No way - you can't be serious."

"Yep, Shirty McSame needs a trip to The Gap"
Shirty McSame by Zip February 7, 2003

Shirty McIron 

The name given to men, especially those of scottish origin, who leave a party early to go home. The implication being that the man would prefer to go home and do the ironing than hang out with his mates.
Stu! Don't go home again! Iron your shirts another day! I am changing your name to Shirty McIron.
Shirty McIron by sniffablepurse March 26, 2007
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