Salvation achieved by meeting a (super) MILF. It's not necessary to actually conversate with the (super) milf: if she's stunning enough, a simple gance be sufficient for a smilvation.

A: Man, I feel so alive again!
B: What happened?
A: I saw your mother this morning, and I had this incredible smilvation!

Smilvation by Youri al Cadouri June 20, 2009

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Smilver

n. A shnit-eating smee of a dilver.

Tony saw Jeff walk into the building. Even though Jeff was a total dilver, He was still Tony's smee. Tony greeted him, "What's up, Smilver?"

Smilver by Sporlan Orange April 15, 2010

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Smilezoned

When you approach a member of the opposite sex to ask them out and they respond with a pitying smile.

Robert confidently approached the blonde at the bar and offered to buy her a drink. She briefly turned to him, gave a pitying smile, then turned away as if nothing had happened. Robert, visibly deflated, slunk back to his friends. One turned to him sympathetically and said, 'Smilezoned again?' A dejected Robert nodded pathetically, then wept into his cheap off-brand vodka and cola.

Smilezoned by SMZ June 3, 2013

Word of the Day on June 5, 2013

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Smillz

A Smut or a hoe.

Yo shorty over there is a smillz.

Smillz by JUiCY. February 22, 2009

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