shnit

When one sneezes and shits simultaneous.

Ewww Dylan just did a shnit, u can see it in his eyes..

by dyaln-miller69 February 08, 2014

shnit

shnit means funky, freaky, and full of style.
something shnitty is unique and extraordinary in any positive way.

this shortfilm is really shnit!

by mike mike mike October 09, 2006

shnit

What u say u sed when u get caught swearing around little kids.

Jordan: "Shit! I mean..."
Jessi: "Jordan! There r 10 year olds here!"
Jordan: "I sed shNit. W/ an N!"
Jessi: "Yea. A silent one!"

by KSDbabe9393 March 19, 2008

shnit

When you sneeze so hard some shit comes out.

Don: *AH-CHOO!*
Ashley: Oh no, you just sneezed! I hope you didn’t shnit again.
Don: Yeah, I did. I sneezed and shit my pants.

by donthemusicman May 06, 2023

shnit

another way for saying shit without getting in trouble by the Russian Revolution (look up Russian Revolution for the definition).

"Holy shnit i forgot the math homework!"

by breast grabber January 25, 2005

shnit

The combination of a sneeze and an accidental shit of the liquid consistency.

Not coming to work boss. I got the shnits.

by Okin, Mij and Trauts July 12, 2005

shnit

Slang for people who can't spell "shit".

Duh I'm toopid, shnti! I mean shnit!

by oj the murderer September 13, 2003