Will Smif

The way Will Smith pronounces his own name.

"Hey whats up everyone it's me, Will Smif."
-Will Smith

by rectangle March 06, 2009

smiffed

To get drunk.

Girl: It's monday and 1pm are you already smiffed?
Boy: We are always smiffed.

by Smith 3 October 23, 2011

SMIF

shoot myself in face

"It's only 11 a.m. on a Tuesday? SMIF."

"I wanted to SMIF at the bar yesterday when Squid showed up wearing a batman costume."

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by theRoungetable August 06, 2009

smiffed

to make someone disappointed by not doing something that they are expecting you to do

I was smiffed by my colleague after giving his assurance he would look after the situation only then to pull a sicky and leaving me high and dry- hanging someone out to dry.

by itsmint69 November 15, 2012

Smif

A vaguely Northern term that is defined purely by context.

In essence smif means whatever the fuck you want whenever the fuck you want wherever the fuck you want.

Christophorus eats a slice of cake:

"This cake is fucking smif m8"

by Christophorus block January 13, 2022

Smiffed

To miss an easy opportunity

I was through on goal and smiffed it

by Wee Spies June 25, 2019

SMIF

Single Mother I Fucked

There are two types of single mothers in this world, MILFs and SMIFs

by The 'Kaos July 08, 2006