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"It's only 11 a.m. on a Tuesday? SMIF."

"I wanted to SMIF at the bar yesterday when Squid showed up wearing a batman costume."

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SMIF by theRoungetable August 6, 2009
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A vaguely Northern term that is defined purely by context.

In essence smif means whatever the fuck you want whenever the fuck you want wherever the fuck you want.
Christophorus eats a slice of cake:

"This cake is fucking smif m8"
Smif by Christophorus block January 13, 2022
Single Mother I Fucked
There are two types of single mothers in this world, MILFs and SMIFs
SMIF by The 'Kaos July 8, 2006
Stands for 'sorry my internet failed' when instant messaging with a friend over the internet. Most commonly used after the user rejoins the conversation, having lost internet connection for a short while beforehand due to their shitty internet service provider.
"how's everything going?"
*other person is offline*
*other person comes back online*
"smif =/"
"it's cool"

or used as a verb:
- my internet smiffed
- i have a feeling i'm going to smif in a moment, my internet's been dodgy all day!
smif by Fix facebook chat October 19, 2010
Some MALE I Fucked
That was just a SMIF.
SMIF by 4FunShowMe November 17, 2015
1. A firearm, usually semiautomatic. Also can be a pistol.
2. One of the rappers in the rap duo "Smif-n-Wessun", most famous for the song "Bucktown".
Person 1: Man you better be careful in that neighborhood.
Person 2: Don't worry about me, I'm good as long as I got my smif at my side.

Person 1: Rap today sucks, do you know any good rap artists?
Person 2: Yeah man, check out some stuff from smif n wessun, theyre pretty tight.
smif by Brrrrrrraaaat Young Buck November 8, 2006
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