Stands for 'sorry my internet failed' when instant messaging with a friend over the internet. Most commonly used after the user rejoins the conversation, having lost internet connection for a short while beforehand due to their shitty internet service provider.
"how's everything going?"
*other person is offline*
*other person comes back online*
"smif =/"
"it's cool"
or used as a verb:
- my internet smiffed
- i have a feeling i'm going to smif in a moment, my internet's been dodgy all day!
*other person is offline*
*other person comes back online*
"smif =/"
"it's cool"
or used as a verb:
- my internet smiffed
- i have a feeling i'm going to smif in a moment, my internet's been dodgy all day!
by Fix facebook chat October 19, 2010
Get the smifmug. 1. A firearm, usually semiautomatic. Also can be a pistol.
2. One of the rappers in the rap duo "Smif-n-Wessun", most famous for the song "Bucktown".
2. One of the rappers in the rap duo "Smif-n-Wessun", most famous for the song "Bucktown".
Person 1: Man you better be careful in that neighborhood.
Person 2: Don't worry about me, I'm good as long as I got my smif at my side.
Person 1: Rap today sucks, do you know any good rap artists?
Person 2: Yeah man, check out some stuff from smif n wessun, theyre pretty tight.
Person 2: Don't worry about me, I'm good as long as I got my smif at my side.
Person 1: Rap today sucks, do you know any good rap artists?
Person 2: Yeah man, check out some stuff from smif n wessun, theyre pretty tight.
by Brrrrrrraaaat Young Buck November 8, 2006
Get the smifmug. by rectangle March 6, 2009
Get the Will Smifmug. 
Get the smiffedmug. "It's only 11 a.m. on a Tuesday? SMIF."
"I wanted to SMIF at the bar yesterday when Squid showed up wearing a batman costume."
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"I wanted to SMIF at the bar yesterday when Squid showed up wearing a batman costume."
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by theRoungetable August 6, 2009
Get the SMIFmug. I was smiffed by my colleague after giving his assurance he would look after the situation only then to pull a sicky and leaving me high and dry- hanging someone out to dry.
by itsmint69 November 14, 2012
Get the smiffedmug. A vaguely Northern term that is defined purely by context.
In essence smif means whatever the fuck you want whenever the fuck you want wherever the fuck you want.
In essence smif means whatever the fuck you want whenever the fuck you want wherever the fuck you want.
by Christophorus block January 13, 2022
Get the Smifmug.