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smidgeted 

smacked in the face with a midget.
warning midgets are not to be used as bats.
midgets are very fragile creatures which can be seen burrowing holes near collonies of mole rats.
youre sitting in a bar and a midget walks in a drunk man just lost in pool and throws a lightweight projectile at you. when you come to you will think the impact has made you delerious and have entered the lord of the rings shire. but its just a midget.
the drunken lady at the bar says oh my goodness that guy just got smidgeted
smidgeted by shmorts March 22, 2009
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A unit of measurement equal to 1/10th of a smidgeon, or 1/160th of a teaspoon.
I only put a smidgelet of Polonium in his Chicken Kiev, but it was still enough to kill him.
Smidgelet by The Grand Nasal October 16, 2007
Related Words
a short person, but not quite a midget; a 'smidge' of a midget
Debbie's new boyfriend, Ed is a smidget, he is only 4'5".
smidget by the speech team October 2, 2007
Sometimes, I like to add a smidget of sugar in my tea.
Smidget by LaLaLambchop28 October 7, 2008
Mom, check out that smidget. He's knee-high to a bull frog.
Smidget by Bustedjaouted March 22, 2008

Smidgemeter 

A unit of measurement, smaller than the millimeter. Created by Whitney and Jolee when they were trying to describe the length of something.
Jolee: how long was that test, anyways?

Whitney: just a smidgemeter longer than the last one.
Smidgemeter by mabelleisa December 12, 2010
A smidget roughly translates to 4 Creep Score in the MOBA game league of legends.
I'll come mid after i get this smidget.
Smidget by tellelabin January 16, 2014