smeath

Nasty stuff that builds up on sex toys when not cleaned.

I found my moms sex toys, she must never wash them cause they were covered in smeath.

by Cnote85 November 13, 2013

Derek Smeath

Debt Collector.

Derek Smeath went to pick up Rebecca's money that she owed from shopping.

by Jalenistheshit June 27, 2009

meatloaf beetloaf double smeatloaf

Words uttered by a kid not liking whats for dinner.

Randy wasn't happy about what his mom cooked for dinner so he said, " meatloaf beetloaf double smeatloaf."

by jpg3 July 7, 2011

erween.smeeth

Biggest Erwin Simp I know. WOULD CREATE A UTOPIA OF ERWIN BABIES. Would fight a titan for you (is also an omega BUT WONT ADMIT)

Person 1: aw man I’d start a bar fight with Erwin just to feel his hands on me
Person 2: Dude your such a erween.smeeth kinnie

by Erwinsleftnutsack June 15, 2021

Share the smealth

Farting in public, making sure you share the smell with as many people as possible. A pun on "share the wealth".

I passed gas on a packed bus today. I know everyone got a whiff of it. Ya gotta share the smealth!

by LonePooper January 27, 2018

Sheathing the flaming sword

A risky sex act. A man puts on a condom and covers it in lighter fluid. He then lights it and puts his penis into a vagina.

I’m going to be sheathing the flaming sword with my girl tonight.

by tankajahari December 1, 2022

penal sheath

the part of a dudes ball sack on which his cock,(man rifle) rests on, causing a depression .The larger the dick the more severe the sheath.

Dude that man has such a fat pancock that it dosent even fit in its penal sheath.

by 4thpostie March 30, 2009