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smashport 

Smashport, a passport for sexual relations. A combination of the slang word smash (to have vigorous sex) and port (harbor, point of entry)

Usually given after sexual competency has been proven.

Once given smashport approval your booty call will always be granted.
After several intense sexual encounters, Harley determined that Michael was very worthy of her stamp in his smashport.
smashport by Dome ass March 15, 2019
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Smasherteer 

A smasherteer is someone who has all the qualities needed to smash it in, such as the ability to talk absolute shite all night long, to drink anything that is put in front of them, being absolutely ruthless with the opposite sex and convincing them everything you say is true.
Fuck, you drank 4 hot Dostavs, 6 Avi's lovers and 9 Smash it ins last night, awesome smasherteering!

I convinced this chick I was in AV Da Jiu Bao!

I think those chicks got a little freaked out when we started talking about having sex with a clone of yourself.
Smasherteer by Pablo Smashitini October 21, 2009

Smasmortion 

The baby word to be used for adult word abortion because some people ar to delicate to hear the word
Why dont you have a smasmortion at the smasmortion clinic!?
Smasmortion by Peaches on the vine January 13, 2009

shmashmortion 

Fictional word which has no purpose other than to rhyme with abortion. Famously featured in the movie "Knocked Up".
I won't say it but it rhymes with shmashmortion.
shmashmortion by Zander_tg December 3, 2007

smashworthy 

Someone/something that deserves to be smashed on. Sexy, very desirable or delicious looking, can also apply to food or drinks.
"My girlfriend has a friend who is so smashworthy, but I will have to pass on that ass."

"Everything on this menu looks smashworthy!"
smashworthy by Smashworthy April 21, 2009

shmashmortion 

the word for abortion when children are present
for all the baby ears in the room...go get a shmashmortion at the shmashmortion clinic!!
shmashmortion by megg schuu August 2, 2008
a town in which either you do lots of drugs, play video games, go hunting, play a sport, or ride a bike or skateboard. you are usually too good for school, and you never hang out in that town because there is honestly NOTHING to do!
I went to the skate park in Smethport and about died b/c it was more boring than scratching my ass!
Smethport by Danielle06 June 17, 2008