Smethport

a town in which either you do lots of drugs, play video games, go hunting, play a sport, or ride a bike or skateboard. you are usually too good for school, and you never hang out in that town because there is honestly NOTHING to do!

I went to the skate park in Smethport and about died b/c it was more boring than scratching my ass!

Smethport by Danielle06 June 17, 2008

southport middle 

hell. that’s a word that sums it up. if you think your school is bad, well you damn lucky you don’t go to sopo. you walk in and the first thing you see are roaches, snakes, clowns and a whole bunch of other shii. (i’m talkin bout the girls) the boys are just as annoying to tho. the teachers here to are lame asf and the food nasty ash. you probably gonna see some vsco girls to and they the ones who are really annoying. a lot of the girls be doing tiktok dances which no one fuckin cares bout their lil tiktoks. in general, sopo is cringey asf and you don’t wanna come her. periodt

southport middle is like hell. i get driven there every day in a big yellow stoopid bus.

southport middle by danielle cohn 🤡 October 16, 2019

Southport 

A coastal town in north west England full of 12 year old roadmen. It is a wanna be London and is quite dangerous. Although, the fish and chips are nice.

I feel for you, you live in Southport.

Southport by DarkDuck January 6, 2022

Southport 

A small Merseyside seaside town, sometimes known as Sowie. The population mainly consists of retirees, chavs and people too broke to visit Blackpool.

"Want to go to Southport for a picnic?"

"Ew no, it's full of chavs and there are turds on the beach!"

Southport by Banana Banzai November 5, 2022

southport 

A shithole suburb with a beautiful setting. This suburb lays on the northern end of the gold coast, Australia. With beautiful parks beaches and amazing weather the town is largely made up of government aides such as mental health the main hospital and the largest dole office.
The suburb of southport is made up of half decent people who fear for thier lives after dark from theother half who are rehab ridden street walking filth that will rob you blind for another hit of heroin and a cheap fuck at one of the "massage" parlours.

Wanna go hang out in Southport? FUCK NO!!!

southport by !ihatethisplace! January 16, 2011

Southport Nc 

Southport is a small town on the coast of North Carolina populated by pregnant teens, rednecks, retired old people who spend 90% of their time complaining, feminists, emo's, the occasional weeaboo, girls who actually enjoy "Simply Southern" apparel, and more rednecks. If you plan on taking a vacation here, you could invest your time eating at one of the two San filepe's(because one isn't enough for a really small town), watch a movie at Surf Cinema (hope you like the sounds of coughing because that's all your going to hear during your movie), or maybe head downtown and look at the scenery (which actually isn't terrible whenever you're not being attacked by seagulls).

Despite all the negativity, some of the people here are cool and it's an alright place to live

Person 1-"So where do you live?"

Person 2-"Southport NC"

Person 1-"Disgusting, go live in a better place like Wilmington or something"

Southport Nc by Big boi 69 April 1, 2017

Southport, NC 

A sleepy little town in North Carolina. Everything closes at nine every evening- except the Port City Java, which closes at eight at the latest. DAMN THEM.

Billy: Hey, I'm going to Southport, NC for a vacation!
Joey: Why, what's there?
Billy: Peace and quiet. I am going to take a lot of naps.
Joey: You picked the right place to go.

Southport, NC by amandafesto August 10, 2009