smashed pasty
Last night I got lucky with this rough bird, went back to her place, and I got the hell outta there this morning before she got her smashed pasty our for seconds!
smashed pasty by Siobhan Smith July 27, 2008
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Smashed that Pasty
Smashed that Pasty by smashthepasties September 3, 2014
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smashed the pasty
a vague reference to an undefined sexual act.
Most likely to be a euphemism for masturbation.
Can also be used as 'smashing the pasty.' (To be in the act of.)
Most likely to be a euphemism for masturbation.
Can also be used as 'smashing the pasty.' (To be in the act of.)
smashed the pasty by _linzi December 15, 2011
Pasty Smasher
A pasty smasher is often an overweight jobless person who frequents Greggs, Pound Bakery or any other cheap food establishments.
They can often be found wondering around town centres, eyes glazed over whilst clutching the familiar blue and white paper bag, with most of the food they are eating smeared around their faces or down their clothes.
They typically interact with other groups of pasty smashers, commonly with conversations about how immigrants have took their jobs, before talking about how the DWP has sanctioned them again for failing to turn up to an interview at poundland.
They can often be found wondering around town centres, eyes glazed over whilst clutching the familiar blue and white paper bag, with most of the food they are eating smeared around their faces or down their clothes.
They typically interact with other groups of pasty smashers, commonly with conversations about how immigrants have took their jobs, before talking about how the DWP has sanctioned them again for failing to turn up to an interview at poundland.
It's like the walking dead round here, I can't walk more than ten metres without having to walk around a pasty smasher.
Pasty Smasher by AnonymousTrevor November 15, 2018
pasty smasher
pasty smasher by olar October 22, 2013
Panty Smasher
A gentleman who picks up girls regularly and defies popular norms in the west coast dating market. Number of scores is inversely proportional to looks, status and money. Seems to have the master pelvic garage door remote. Also ranked, from 1 to the current level cap of 85. See Level 85 Panty Smasher
Friend1: How come we're stuck at this tech conference drinking beers with a bunch of suits and Pierre managed to get the Microsoft booth girls into a game of naked Dance Central back at his hotel room?
Friend2: Don't let the glasses and object oriented programming skills fool you. Dude is a bonafide Panty Smasher.
Friend2: Don't let the glasses and object oriented programming skills fool you. Dude is a bonafide Panty Smasher.
Panty Smasher by joerockets April 16, 2011
Level 85 Panty Smasher
Friend: Did you see his new car? He's gonna get a lot of chicks
Friend2: That guy is the office hero. He's a Level 85 Panty Smasher...he was able to melt thighs long before those kidney grills.
Friend2: That guy is the office hero. He's a Level 85 Panty Smasher...he was able to melt thighs long before those kidney grills.
Level 85 Panty Smasher by joerockets April 16, 2011
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