smashthepasties's definitions

holgar

A large douchebag. Generally short and enjoys talking about video games. He enjoys animes and also loves lolicon. However, can be attractive to some girls. But, when is mad, screams like an ape in the wilderness. Sometimes cool.

"That guy is definately is a holgar."

by smashthepasties September 5, 2014

Smashed that Pasty

When you rub your ding dong right in the buttcrack and smash that rectum.

"Dude I totally Smashed that Pasty last night."

by smashthepasties September 3, 2014

The Wolf

When you wack off and since your bush is so huge you accidentally jizz in your bush making it sticky. This makes it so when you do it with a girl your pubes stick to hers.

"Dude I totally did The Wolf last night to that black chick."

by smashthepasties September 3, 2014