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Smartish 

A person who is not very smart, but to dumb to admit it. Often used to defend one’s intelligence.
Hey! I’m not dumb! I’m smartish!
Smartish by Carlos_Is_Kool May 26, 2021

Startishing 

The act of starting something that you are planning on finishing... or maybe not planning on finishing!
The teased man asked the flirty girl if she was startishing.
Startishing by Repete456 December 28, 2009

smartistic 

The enviable ability of being both smart & artistic.

Possessed by those who can create beautiful & meaningful, intelligent art & those who can speak/act intelligently in a beautiful way.
"The person who wrote that awesome book must be really smartistic. Man, what a hero!"
smartistic by Avalokitesvara May 31, 2014

Smartism 

When a teacher only likes students who are smart.
"oh that's smartism. She only likes people who get straight A's"
Smartism by Manny028 August 19, 2019

smartisicle

a combination of both smart and physical, used generally for sports, to scream SMARTISICLE you'd be informing players to play rough yet stick to the IQ of the game
Coach: SMARTISICLE!!!
(players thoughts: i must play smart and physicle)
smartisicle by ...all day April 19, 2010

smartshitter 

noun
someone who knows everything better and even if not he thinks he does and shows that; mostly he does know everything better, usually general knowledge
Two persons are having a conversation about a topic. A third person who is the smartshitter says that it's not correct what A said, it's actually something else and says exactly what it means and where it comes from...
smartshitter by Apees January 15, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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