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smartiipants by xemogirlx February 19, 2011
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It's Sampson, Smartypants!
What was said to Thurgood by Sampson in the critically acclaimed and cult status movie, "Half-Baked".
Basically the scene entails Sampson calling Thurgood to set up a meeting with "Mr. Nice Guy", who is the accronym that Thurgood and his friends have decided to use while selling marijuana to bail their friend Kenny out of jail, certainly a movie worth checking out if you havent yet. Hilarious.
Basically the scene entails Sampson calling Thurgood to set up a meeting with "Mr. Nice Guy", who is the accronym that Thurgood and his friends have decided to use while selling marijuana to bail their friend Kenny out of jail, certainly a movie worth checking out if you havent yet. Hilarious.
Thurgood: Whose this?
Sampson: It's Sampson, Smartypants!, put Mr. Nice Guy on the phone!
Thurgood: (pretending to be operator) "Emergency breakthrough", Sampson its Shiela, Mama fell!
Sampson: Shutup bitch!!
You a real nigga now boy, ol green eyes gonna miss ya!
Kenny: Hey girl, you hungry?
Fat, Nasty Black Girl on the street: Fuck you Nigga !!!
Kenny: I'm sorry I was talking to the horse.
Sampson: It's Sampson, Smartypants!, put Mr. Nice Guy on the phone!
Thurgood: (pretending to be operator) "Emergency breakthrough", Sampson its Shiela, Mama fell!
Sampson: Shutup bitch!!
You a real nigga now boy, ol green eyes gonna miss ya!
Kenny: Hey girl, you hungry?
Fat, Nasty Black Girl on the street: Fuck you Nigga !!!
Kenny: I'm sorry I was talking to the horse.
It's Sampson, Smartypants! by Apes wearing underwear July 26, 2006
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smartypants
smartypants by dancegal99 December 3, 2009
Smartypants
A type of boy who is studying engineering at UCT. Generally known for sharp wit and sense of humour as well as astounding intellect. The Smartypants tends to be the loudest (usually most attractive) guy in the room, and is well liked.
Can also be used sarcastically
Can also be used sarcastically
Smartypants by Sm(aDt) March 26, 2009
Smartypants
1. The same thing as a smartass, but put in words you can say around children.
2. A positive connotation used to appreciate a younger one’s brilliant moment (most the time when it would be a basic standard for an older member of society to understand or accomplish).
2. A positive connotation used to appreciate a younger one’s brilliant moment (most the time when it would be a basic standard for an older member of society to understand or accomplish).
1.
Kids: what’s couples therapy for.
Tom: well kids it means mom is working on her communication issues.
Lisa: Tom start being a smartypants and put the kids to bed
2.
Teacher: Alright does anyone know what color this is? 💧
2 year old: blue
Teacher: Awww well aren’t you a smartypants
Kids: what’s couples therapy for.
Tom: well kids it means mom is working on her communication issues.
Lisa: Tom start being a smartypants and put the kids to bed
2.
Teacher: Alright does anyone know what color this is? 💧
2 year old: blue
Teacher: Awww well aren’t you a smartypants
Smartypants by What’s my handle December 31, 2019
smartypants
smartypants: "I am glad we are spending this day together. Yes the situation is complicated but we can find a way because we are clever." 🖤
smartypants by Krkič April 14, 2019
smartiepants
A nerd that know everything and everyone hates this person exept for the other "smartiepants" This person has broken glasses from getting pushed by some jocks. This person is always like actually the answer is this blah blah blah and everyone is saying in their head "shut the fuck up"
Jocks: get over here you "smartiepants" hahaha!
Bully: Gimme your lunch money kid!
Smartiepants: i dont have it today
Bully: well your out of luck *starts beating the smartiepants up*
Bully: where is my homework nerd!
Smartiepants: its right here!
Bully: your off the hook, for now
Bully: Gimme your lunch money kid!
Smartiepants: i dont have it today
Bully: well your out of luck *starts beating the smartiepants up*
Bully: where is my homework nerd!
Smartiepants: its right here!
Bully: your off the hook, for now
smartiepants by LicksyTitsy November 3, 2018
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