smarkers

A word that I created for crazy. Like how people say “wack” or “righteous”.

“Hey did you hear that Barold rode is bike through the car wash?”

“Woah that’s smarkers.”

“What does that mean?”

“It’s a word I created for crazy. Like how people say “wack” or “righteous”.

“Isn’t that what the top thing says?”

by WitchDoctor101220 July 1, 2022

starkers

1. term meaning naked, nude and unclothed

1. Did you see that new pic of Christina Aguilera? She's fuckin starkers!

by Caesar Pavlivs "Big O" Xabbunius February 24, 2004

starkers

Being in the nude or naked

walking out of the shower with no clothes on and your friends are there to greet you.

You: O shit! you caught me starkers
freinds: ahh! my eyes! my eyes!

by Alex January 25, 2005

Smartersex

the act of having cyber sex, with the messenger robot Smarterchild.

John: I just jizzed in my pants because of you Smarterchild. I love having Smartersex with you.
Smarterchild: I do not know how to answer that. Would you like to play blackjack?

by refsrgay2 April 12, 2009

Smackers

An old east coast term for dollars, usually enough to smack someone in the face with and they wouldn't care

"The ransom asked was 'a Hundred Thousand Smackers!"
-Billy Halop in Angels With Dirty Faces (1938)

by SkullsAndDice April 1, 2011

smackers

E pill that hitts hard

"ey bluhd do you know where i can get some smackers?"

by ashkina July 20, 2007

Ball Smackers

Obscenely tight fitting gentlemen's under crackers, generally worn by Olympic dive teams and East European 'female' gender-check shot putters of the 1980's. So named due to the slapping effect on the base of the wearers testicles during the pike phase of both events.

Now more commonly found on the beaches of Southern Europe on an overweight greased up German, also see banana hammock or Speedo's for the beach variant.

"Klaus ist miner packet g-boolljen?"

"Yah das ball smackers hast kleiner Willhelm in der knutter cracken" (insert overtly exuberant laughter)

by Wacker Man February 28, 2007