Smallness 

shawness

”Shawness is Smallness .”
“Silly Smallness, tricks are for kids”

Smallness by notsmallness June 16, 2018

Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin 

A sarcastic saying used when a person tells another person of something mildly unfortunate that has happened to them, sometimes exaggerated in order to gain sympathy. It implies that the person speaking of their misfortune expects someone to come in playing the saddest song in the world on the worlds smallest violin to correspond with the apparent tradgedy of the situation. Sometimes the person saying this will mime playing a small violin, or try and imitate the sound of a violin.

Jade: Hello, how are you?
Laurel: I just stepped in dog poop and my new shoes got ruined and my feet smell like dog poop, and-
Jade: -Shh... hear that? i'm playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin (mimes playing small violin)

Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin by itsy bistsy teeny weeny violin March 25, 2006

World's Smallest Violin 

When someone is whining and you are tired of hearing it, you can play the world's smallest violin to provide musical ambiance to dramatize their annoying whine. This is accomplished by rubbing your index finger and thumb together and saying, "This is the world's smallest violin, and it's playing just for you."

Joshua: "America would be so much better if we were a communist country. Everyone deserves to have equal wages, we are all people and that is true equality."

Jeffrey (rubbing fingers together): "Do you hear that Joshua? I got the world's smallest violin, and I'm playing it just for you."

World's Smallest Violin by AllBastard December 19, 2011

National give ur smallest friend a hug day 

October 28th

Today is national give ur smallest friend a hug day

National give ur smallest friend a hug day by CerealBoi2020 October 27, 2019

Gearing up for smallies 

Gearing up for smallies simply means you are doing everything in your power to get the inside advantage on catching long dong small mouth bass. This is not limited to- buying OD rats, buying Baby FishEverything haters, buying split ring pliers from your local Walmart at 11 o’clock pm and or slapping so many slaps on your fishing vessel of choice that you nearly double it’s resale value.

“ Hey Philip, you want to go fish for some bass?”

“Ya Adrian!”

“Phil what’s taking so long?”

“Sorry man been Gearing up for smallies, you know how long that can take.”

“Oh my bad Phil, ya I understand that.”

Gearing up for smallies by IheartbASS October 23, 2019

Smallasses 

Pronounced like molasses (muh-las-iz), it is someone who has a small or below average sized ass. It isn't a medical diagnosis, it is simply the fact that someone has a small ass. It can be used as a name to call someone with a small ass, like a nickname, or it can be used to describe the person's ass directly. When figuring out if someone has smallasses, you only take the size of the butt cheeks into account. Quality and color of the ass are not relevant, nor is the gender of the person. You don't need to see their bare ass cheeks to make the decision that they have smallasses either. Simply giving them a friendly grope can help you determine. Typically, if you can fit most of one of your hands around one of their butt cheeks, that is a good sign of smallasses.

Hey, smallasses! Get over here!

I walked past Tim today on the way to close and I noticed he had smallasses.

Smallasses by Jaremo July 13, 2012

Smelless 

Something that has no scent. Just as something that has no color is colorless

The world's next richest man is the one who will invent smelless weed.

Johnny: Dude, take a whiff of this aged cheddar!
Rocket: Seems pretty smelless to me...

Smelless by DeOdorAnt June 1, 2011