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small head 

if you sniff cocaine you are a small head
small head by Anonymous June 11, 2003

small head man beatdown 

it is when you either grab small head man by the legs and swing him at people, causing his head to collide into their body at very high speeds.

or you simply find small head man and beat the shit out of him
hey, lets go find smalley and give lev a small head man beatdown

very small head 

Very small head is a disease where the head is so small that the person doesn't have a brain
very small head by human human February 20, 2021

Make Your head small 

walk away Things get smaller as they go away. a nice way to tell someone to f@#k off
"I don't wan't to hear that... "make your head small"

Small-headed 

A person who isn’t really smart, and doesn’t really know everything.
Calvin: “Haha, wow! That’s not the right answer...”
Hannah: “It is right, are you short-headed? Go to a therapist.”

Josh: “Uh... Miss? This is REALLY hard! Can we do another one?
Mrs. Steak: “NO! You just got detention, you small-headed nut job! You HAVE to do this in order to get out of detention!!”
Small-headed by daphene May 22, 2018

Smellhead 

EEW, ur such a smellhead!
Smellhead by Psychic Chic June 19, 2008
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