Small-headed

A person who isn’t really smart, and doesn’t really know everything.

Calvin: “Haha, wow! That’s not the right answer...”
Hannah: “It is right, are you short-headed? Go to a therapist.”

Josh: “Uh... Miss? This is REALLY hard! Can we do another one?
Mrs. Steak: “NO! You just got detention, you small-headed nut job! You HAVE to do this in order to get out of detention!!”

by daphene April 05, 2018

june 11th

it's national slap your shortest friend in the back day! this day will be on june 11th

tall friend: *slaps short friend in the back*
short friend: WHY DID YOU DO THAT??
tall friend: it's june 11th...

by daphene November 07, 2019

Hungry

When your stomach is empty, and you feel like you’re going to die.

Oh, my goodness! I am so hungry that I feel like I am going to faint!

Mom, I am hungry! Can I have a potato chip, French fries, or a donut?

by daphene April 05, 2018