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Small dicks 

Having this makes you genetically inferior
Some chick "I was molested when I was 13..."

Iam "I'm sorry that happened to...."

The same dumb whore "And what men need to realize is that most men have small dicks and that shit is not good!"

Hym "OHO! Immediately feel less bad for you! In one fell swoop you reduced my sympathy for you from like and 8 to like a .5"

Iam "I'm... He doesn't mean that..."

Hym "Shit, I haven't raped anyone and, therefore, bare none of the guilt for that action. Literally 0 people. But my sympathy is already almost non-existent and you had it and then lost it."

Iam "Why... Why would you say that?"

Hym "Why would SHE say that!? My dick is bigger than hers isn't it? That's the metric she's using for good vs bad. I'll use the same metric. Her dick is too small for a crime that I didn't commit to matter to me..."

Iam "Come one..."

Hym "How does that sound? Does it sound good?"
Small dicks by Hym Iam April 17, 2022

Small Dicks Sink Ships 

A propaganda phrase coined by the Insurgency Sisterhood, a guerilla outfit that promotes women's empowerment while supporting favorable relations between the sexes. Derived from the concept of overthrowing misogynistic men who abuse their positions of power within organizational structures by identifying actions that compromise their integrity, and then using this information against them in the form of blackmail.
"Hey man, you'd better stop flipping favors to your good ole boys like that. Didn't you hear what happened to the last boss who screwed a lady out of something she deserved? Small Dicks Sink Ships."

"I know you really hate the idea of giving that promotion to Jane, but she outperforms everyone man. You'd better go ahead and play fair, and keep mum - she's not so dumb. Small Dicks Sink Ships.

A Small Loan of a Million Dicks 

Something thots would say when they are horny and want to be fucked by many men.
"Some Dude: Do you want to be fucked tonight?"
"Hooker: Yes, and bring me a small loan of a million dicks too!"

tom's small dick 

The name of one who usually has no balls
"wow that's Tom's small dick"

"Tom tried masturbation but couldn't find his dick"

SDS (Small Dick Syndrome) 

A biological disorder that often manifests in social circumstances due to a deficiency in size, function, or both, of the male penile organ.
Shyam has SDS (Small Dick Syndrome) - he seems to need to overcompensate for it by making his staff work ridiculous tasks.

National small dick day

A day to celebrate your friend or your small dick

Celebrated on October 12
“Hey it’s national small dick day let’s go celebrate “

Small Dick Energy 

People with small dick energy carry themselves like they have a really embarrassing secret that they're terrified of other people knowing. They often spend lots of time and energy trying to project a sense of confidence that rings hollow.

It has nothing to do with actual dick size and everything to do with an inability to respect and be at peace with yourself regardless of what other people think of you.
John wouldn't project such small dick energy if he could just take some time to relax, be at peace with himself, realize where his worth really comes from, and stop caring so much about other people's opinions.
Small Dick Energy by turaligo January 12, 2022
Word of the Day on December 30, 2022
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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