small child

A young human being who is not big and is fun to kick twice in the face!

Chris is a small child...... lets kick him in the face...twice

by Jebend January 27, 2007

abyss small child

when someone is always screaming about this that are there fault

"my work takes so long"

:no your just being a abyss small child"

by garrydaplatypus January 20, 2021

small child killer

This is a general description of a very strong aloholic drink. ex: so much alohol in the glass that it would be lethal to a small child.

I had so many "small child killers" last night that i wiped out a whole day care center.

by queenbee July 26, 2004

small child holding an apple

a slang term for penis

When Mr. Stash flashed us, we saw what looked like a small child holding an apple.

by Griphftor August 17, 2006

small black child

An extremely large shit that both felt like birth when it came out, and made you a proud single mother. It is the product of impulsive action and a chipotle burrito the size of a black dick.

After the wurst festival, Charles excused himself to deliver a small black child in the unisex toilet at the nearest 7-11.

by Allierace November 25, 2014

Small Child Fingernails

It's a secret. What made you think you would find it on Urban Dictionary? If Hailey And Michael wont tell you, neither will I.

"What's Small Child Fingernails?"

"A Secret."

by .Haileyyy. February 27, 2019

Small angry child

Small child named Aaden who is always angry for no fucking reason

Small angry child: fuck you!
Hazel: why are you such a brat?!
Small angry child: because I’m small angry child!

by Theshakenneverland May 14, 2022