smailed

To get hit on or worse , having unwanted sexual contact with one James Smail

Tiffany got smailed last night

by Jim Smail August 25, 2017

sailed the high seas

Metaphor for pirating or downloading content through mysterious means (presumably illegal means). Ambiguous means of describing pirating without saying the word directly .

Friend: Where did you watch the new episode of X?
Response: I just sailed the high seas for it.

by nikibriki March 11, 2019

that ship has sailed

term oft used to establish an opportunity lost

Ever hopeful he would get back together with his girlfriend,Paul finally realized "that ship has sailed" when he heard she married another.

by sheila in the car June 20, 2009

snailed

When your woman has dragged her naked, aroused pussy across part of your body, leaving a snail trail, you can say you've been snailed.

After I fucked her, Vivian snailed my leg. I had to take a shower to get the sticky pussy juice out of my leg hair.

by vastheman August 18, 2009

Smalled

to steal jokes phrases or any one liners u may have come up with and use for yourself

you proper smalled that smallwood

by atomic monkey balls January 1, 2010

Smailsed

To get nothing. To be denied.

Dude you got smailsed by that chick. You didn't even get her name.

From the movie "Caddyshack":

Spalding Smails: I want a hamburger... no, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake...
Judge Smails: You'll get nothing! And LIKE it!

by LTC3 April 19, 2008

Snailed

When your girl is riding you and you finish inside her, then she proceeds to get up and drag the cum over your stomach up to your chest yelling "I'm a snail"

"Hey bro, my girl snailed me last night!"

by DasVWdaddy April 26, 2017