smallwood 

A cool guy with a noble yet unfortunately ridiculed (especially during the middle school years) surname. This cool guy, mind you, kept a list of all of those punk-ass kids. Warning: the dragon sleeps, but his slumber can be easily awakened...his wrath will be indescribable.

Joe: Hey, do you know Smallwood?
Jeff: Yeah, he's a cool cat!

smallwood by cincinnati bowtie November 8, 2006

smallwood 

Truly one of the worlds legends, a heroic figure currently residing in Edinburgh (for the yanks amongst u, edinburgh is the capital of scotland, and no scotland is not a part of england, its a separate country!).

Person 1: hey, who's that hero over there?
Person 2: u serious?
person 1: yeah, he looks awesome!
person 3: dude, thats smallwood! he saves babies in his spare time
crowd: {collective sigh in awe}

smallwood by Smallio Banderas August 30, 2008

smallwood 

a guy in your high school who wants to rule the world.

dude, your such a smallwood.

smallwood by connoe June 14, 2006

smallwood 

A man with an exceptionally undersized penis

I need something bigger than that smallwood that you are packing

smallwood by I. M. Aword Smith May 17, 2009

Smallwood

Noun: Smallwood
Someone who may, at appearances, may seem all powerful, but in reality, when all is

revealed, is are five times more pathetic than thought.

Adjective: Smallwooded
To have really small wood.

Noun:

"That guy is just a smallwood"
"Stop showing off we all know you're a smallwood"

Adjective:

"Nah you're smallwooded"
"Daaaamn did't realize you were that smallwooded"

Smallwood by I HAVE YOUR IP ADRESS February 11, 2026

smallwood steamroller 

A sexual act of ejaculating on a person's face, then rolling your flacid penis, hence small wood, across said person's face.

I hooked up with a girl in Kentucky and totally gave her a smallwood steamroller.

smallwood steamroller by flarmp375 November 17, 2017

Ethan smallwood 

A Huge nerd that will always recommend windows 10 instead of windows 11. He is very annoying and will express his believes to you no matter what situation. If you say anything about your pc then he will start talking about how insane his is and how he payed 5,000 dollar for the same computer.

Ethan Smallwood is stupid.

Ethan smallwood by MegaCocksofRam August 19, 2022