A cool guy with a noble yet unfortunately ridiculed (especially during the middle school years) surname. This cool guy, mind you, kept a list of all of those punk-ass kids. Warning: the dragon sleeps, but his slumber can be easily awakened...his wrath will be indescribable.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Truly one of the worlds legends, a heroic figure currently residing in Edinburgh (for the yanks amongst u, edinburgh is the capital of scotland, and no scotland is not a part of england, its a separate country!).

a guy in your high school who wants to rule the world.

a term used to describe when a male has a small penis.

A man with an exceptionally undersized penis