smads

Suck My Ass Dumb Shit

#1. You can just go SMADS I'm not doing that

#2.SMADS that definetly is not cool

by jabooba April 3, 2009

smads

Super Mad And Depressing Sadness

Dude my dog died..

smads!

by Richard Wade June 30, 2008

Key smash

A key smash is exactly that, a random smashing of the keyboard that conveys intense or overwhelming emotion that cannot be expressed through words. However, there is an art to this trade. For the perfect key smash, use the "Home Keys" on your keyboard; this includes the letters a,s,d,f,j,k,l,; as well as g and h. The typical start letters are "a" and "j" but any of the Home Keys can be used. Once you have perfected your key smash, you can begin throwing in letters from the other rows for a personal touch. It is a staple of the LGBT community and a versatile conversational tool.

The key smash can be used in virtually any scenario to display urgency or intensity of one's emotions or situation.

Humor: "ajkshwdkljxg lmaooooo"
Tragedy: oh my goodnessalsdgkwnlzkgjkssd idek what to say that's terrible!
Anger: WHAT?! AKXZNVJLKKSALDFKALD;GH I CANT BELIEVE YOU DID THAT!
Distrust: Yeah, as if ifasazksfdfs if if if if I'm gonna let you use my tractor.
Suprise/Denial: AKXFDJSKAHFKLDHAZSJAGQKJDHFJKS NO WAY!!!
Happiness: OMG YESSSHFDHQJKLDSHGJXSFG
Anxiety: nononononono afjdkahdjhgakkjl no way I can'ttttfjadkhk

by ur the best, ur amazing, hbd August 24, 2018

smash with a floppy

To have sex with a girl after you've already busted a nut so your dick is soft

Guy 1: Yo I heard you fucked Jenny for a straight half a hour last night, that's dope!
Guy 2: Well kinda, I came like 3 minutes in and had to smash with a floppy for the rest.
Guy 1: Savage bro, way to play it like a champ

by tybjack December 14, 2016

sadsational

When the news about a the death of a famous person affects millions of people.

When Michael Jackson died, that was sadsational.

by K-A-C July 17, 2009

Smashbook

Ok, this is basically a cross between a scrapbook and a journal. Any memories you have - a movie ticket, pic of friends, bottle cap, pin, can all be glued, taped, tied, stapled, whatever - in this epic spiral bound book. Great for keeping memories close.

Smashbook

by funihuni September 6, 2013

Switch and Smash

Similar to the popularly used term Netflix and chill, it is when two people have intercourse after playing the Nintendo Switch®.

Bennis: Hey down to play some Splatoon 2®
Joy: Switch and smash?
Bennis: oh yes I can't wait to ink all over you like an inkling ;)
Joy: count on it

by SimeonTG June 29, 2017