smackwell 

This word is used to describe a good hit (smack) or a decent, entertaining beating (of someone other than yourself).

Guy 1: Did you see that dude pummel that one guy?

Guy 2: Yea, he gave him the smackwell.

smackwell by Pervis Jervis March 2, 2009

smackwell 

Being especially skilled at rubbing one out.

When you can toss off effiiently and on queue, you done smackwell.

smackwell by bonzaimagee April 25, 2006

Snackwell Fallacy

Eating massive servings of foods which are low-fat, low-sodium or low-cholesterol under the mistaken impression that you are making a healthy choice. Instigated initially in the late 1990s with the Snackwell line of low-fat cookies.

I just ate an entire pallet of reduced sodium Lays potato chips. So you know, my diet is still unbroken.

You just got chumped by the Snackwell Fallacy, dumb ass.

Snackwell Fallacy by Robot Loves Zombie April 12, 2010

Sockwelled

being screwed, fucked, or otherwise done wrong. Usually by some crotchety old dude with glued on hair and crooked smile who likes to make up rules as he goes.

Rocko: "Dude I only got a 1% raise! But then they showed me my hidden paycheck and I felt better."
Heffer: "Does your ass hurt? Cuz dude, you completely got Sockwelled."

Sockwelled by Spook November 13, 2003

smackel-jack 

Smackel-jacked, Smackel-jacking. - Verb: The hijacking of a microphone or speaking priviledges for the purpose of laying a verbal smackdown upon an opponent.: Knocking one off his/her proverbial high-horse, stealing that which he/she holds dear in an effort to silence from spouting absurdities and ridiculousities.

1. Shaniqwa was smackel-jacked by Darnell for talking nonsense in a chat room by having her microphone blocked and a verbal beating laid on her containing colorful language, humor, and profanity.

2. Taneesha, smackel-jacked Jaheem by putting her hand over his mouth and spending 15 minutes explaining why he was worthless.

3. Michael smackel-jacked Stephanie by speaking softly,thereby forcing her silence in order to hear him reason with her on why she was speaking out of turn.

4. Day'shawn blocked Tyrones microphone in the chat room and took the mic for himself and said, "Shut yo mouth, Beeyotch!! You jus got smackel-jacked, wit the virtual, Pimp Cane."

5. If you dont shut yo' Bitch ass up right now, Imma' gonna smackel-jack yo' ass in front of all yo' peeps, ya heard

6. Did you hear how Bo'keisha was smackel-jacking foo's left and right da other day? Dat was some funny shit, yo.

smackel-jack by Vanilla Infinity January 12, 2009

Smackeldorffed 

Smackeldorffed is a term stolen from a popular childrens television series and used to describe someone who is completely and utterly drunk, to the point of complete belligerence and sometimes to the extent of violence.

Matt:"Dude, you are smackeldorffed off your ass right now"
Jake:"Go oT hElL aDn BuRn tHerE FocKer"

Smackeldorffed by Jake Andrews February 22, 2005

Spacknell 

1.A spacknell is a name given to a idiot. It is derived from the word spastic which nowadays is used to insult anyone whether they be In a mental state of mind or not.

2.Spacknell is also a thing you find in rivers. see [rivers}

1.Oi mate your a spacknell you can't kick the ball straight.
2.Did you see that green spotted spacknell.

Spacknell by Makey June 28, 2006