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Sockwelled

being screwed, fucked, or otherwise done wrong. Usually by some crotchety old dude with glued on hair and crooked smile who likes to make up rules as he goes.
Rocko: "Dude I only got a 1% raise! But then they showed me my hidden paycheck and I felt better."
Heffer: "Does your ass hurt? Cuz dude, you completely got Sockwelled."
by Spook November 13, 2003
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sowelled

Blocked, Smacked, Destroyed, Ruined, Hurt, Cock Blocked, Looking Ulgy, Homo, Fag, Non-Vag, JR, The worst possible thing.
Robert was sowelled hard when chris cock blocked him.
by Drofvag November 14, 2009
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Stockwelled

Mainly associated with online conspiracy theorists and conservatives from small towns.

To lose grip of reality while chatting online.

To Stockwell is to be so permanently on the edge of mental oblivion that they become hysterical at the slightest thing that seems to contradict their crazy beliefs.

Somebody Stockwelled out may fly into a rage, typing message after message citing Alex Jones articles and any other online nutcase with similar crazy opinions.

They may deny the existence of basic facts even when confronted with them. Generally they'll act like obnoxious idiots just because someone else had a different, fact based opinion, possibly derived from a library. Which to someone Stockwelled out, is clearly not as valid as the mis-spelled online drivel they've scratched up from the poison pit of online conspiracy websites.
All I said was Covid 19 is killing people, and my Father in law totally Stockwelled out on me
by RationalistRevolutionary May 18, 2020
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sockwell

boys who send dick picks to boys group chats. Considers himself straight but everyone knows the truth. He plays golf... on his free time he does anal with boys but only in secret. He sits with his legs crossed like a girl. He sits in the bathroom during lunch and eats with his imaginary friends.
Do you know Sockwell?
Oh the one that sent the dick pic?
Yeah he is gay. I'm going to his house tonight and we are going to do anal sex.
by kategross March 6, 2020
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sockpilled

Sockpilled means you have a good and/or intelligent take on a subject.
This term comes from the song How The World Works from Bo Burnham’s comedy special “Inside”, where he wears a sock puppet on his hand named Socko and Socko gives good and intelligent takes on how the world functions.
Person 1: “Did you hear Chad talking about human rights earlier?”
Person 2: “Yeah, he’s based and sockpilled.”
by SockoBased June 9, 2021
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