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stockwell 

Stockwell is my last name i think thats all it is a name made from to word stock and well
Hi im Samantha Stockwell and you are?
stockwell by Samantha Stockwell October 16, 2003

Brixton to Stockwell 

In it's purest usage it's meant to define a quick shag on the Victoria line from Brixton to Stockwell, especially after kicking other passengers out of the carriage.
However, it can be used for a quickie in any context.
Simon: Why is my seat sticky?
Kieran: Someone must've had a Brixton to Stockwell
Brixton to Stockwell by BtoS April 3, 2024

Snackwell Fallacy

Eating massive servings of foods which are low-fat, low-sodium or low-cholesterol under the mistaken impression that you are making a healthy choice. Instigated initially in the late 1990s with the Snackwell line of low-fat cookies.
I just ate an entire pallet of reduced sodium Lays potato chips. So you know, my diet is still unbroken.

You just got chumped by the Snackwell Fallacy, dumb ass.

Sockwelled

being screwed, fucked, or otherwise done wrong. Usually by some crotchety old dude with glued on hair and crooked smile who likes to make up rules as he goes.
Rocko: "Dude I only got a 1% raise! But then they showed me my hidden paycheck and I felt better."
Heffer: "Does your ass hurt? Cuz dude, you completely got Sockwelled."
Sockwelled by Spook November 13, 2003

Stockhall 

A commonly used phrase in Adelaide, South Australia to describe someone who has consumed too much alcohol within a short period of time, and is therefore acting in a manner that is unacceptable.
"He's gone & pulled a Stockhall. He threw up on a lady on the bus", "Oh no, he pulled a Stockhall", "Don't drink too much! You don't want to pull a Stockhall"
Stockhall by @sedygildos November 16, 2015

smackwell 

This word is used to describe a good hit (smack) or a decent, entertaining beating (of someone other than yourself).
Guy 1: Did you see that dude pummel that one guy?

Guy 2: Yea, he gave him the smackwell.
smackwell by Pervis Jervis March 2, 2009