Something that is so utterly good that it is, as the kids say "smacking." The "ball" portion of the word denotes the presence of an object or person in which it "smacks."
Kyle: "Yo did you try that Kush Mints yet? I had to buy more it was so good, that shit is Smackball on god"
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Hey what's olde boy doing these days, you think he wants to go to the concert?
-what? him? he's a smackball, he never leaves the house or does anything except nod out-
-what? him? he's a smackball, he never leaves the house or does anything except nod out-
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John: Dude, I have to go to the toilet, but I'm scared I'll wake everyone up
Steven: Bro, just Slickball it, you'll be fine
Steven: Bro, just Slickball it, you'll be fine
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Get the suckball mug.Colonel Sandurz: How about you two? Found anything yet?
Black Gaurd: We ain't found shit!
Colonel Sandurz: It's Mega-Maid! She's gone from suck to blow!
Dark Helmet: I bet she gives great helmet.
Ludicrous speed, GO!
Dark Helmet: Out of order? FUCK! Even in the future, nothing works!
President Skroob: Sandurz, Sandurz. You got to help me. I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions. I'm a president!
Dark Helmet: So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because "good is dumb."
Dark Helmet: What's the matter Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Maj. Asshole: I did, sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Col. Sandurz: He's an Asshole, sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that. What's his name?
Col. Sandurz: That is his name, sir. Asshole, Major Asshole.
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Col. Sandurz: He's an Asshole too, sir. Gunner's Mate, First Class, Philip Asshole.
Dark Helmet: How many Assholes we got on this ship, any how?
Everyone: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes. Keep firing, Assholes!
Dark Helmet: You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now, let's see how well you handle it.
Dark Helmet: WHAT? You went over my helmet?
Dark Helm.: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now.
Dark Helm.: What hapened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.
Dark Helm.: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now now.
Dark Helm.: Go back to then.
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helm.: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helm.: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helm.: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helm.: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helm.: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
Dark Helm.: Knock on my door! Knock next time!
Colonel Sandurz: Yes, sir!
Dark Helm.: Did you see anything?
Colonel Sandurz: No, sir! I didn't see you playing with you dolls again.
Dark Helm.: Good!
Guard: What the hell are you doing?
Lone Star: The Vulcan neck pinch?
Dark Helm.: Raspberry. There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry: Lone Star!"
Black Gaurd: We ain't found shit!
Colonel Sandurz: It's Mega-Maid! She's gone from suck to blow!
Dark Helmet: I bet she gives great helmet.
Ludicrous speed, GO!
Dark Helmet: Out of order? FUCK! Even in the future, nothing works!
President Skroob: Sandurz, Sandurz. You got to help me. I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions. I'm a president!
Dark Helmet: So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because "good is dumb."
Dark Helmet: What's the matter Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Maj. Asshole: I did, sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Col. Sandurz: He's an Asshole, sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that. What's his name?
Col. Sandurz: That is his name, sir. Asshole, Major Asshole.
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Col. Sandurz: He's an Asshole too, sir. Gunner's Mate, First Class, Philip Asshole.
Dark Helmet: How many Assholes we got on this ship, any how?
Everyone: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes. Keep firing, Assholes!
Dark Helmet: You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now, let's see how well you handle it.
Dark Helmet: WHAT? You went over my helmet?
Dark Helm.: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now.
Dark Helm.: What hapened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.
Dark Helm.: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now now.
Dark Helm.: Go back to then.
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helm.: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helm.: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helm.: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helm.: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helm.: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
Dark Helm.: Knock on my door! Knock next time!
Colonel Sandurz: Yes, sir!
Dark Helm.: Did you see anything?
Colonel Sandurz: No, sir! I didn't see you playing with you dolls again.
Dark Helm.: Good!
Guard: What the hell are you doing?
Lone Star: The Vulcan neck pinch?
Dark Helm.: Raspberry. There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry: Lone Star!"
by Zack H. (pro TDer) March 27, 2005
Get the spaceballs mug.Some dude you hang out with that you can’t call your friend because they gossip and/or bitch about you behind your back to everyone, and you haven’t cut them off because they are sometimes useful to smoke you out when you are out.
Mom: “Hey are you going over to your friend’s house tonight after dinner?”
Teenager/manchild: “He’s not my friend, mom, he’s just a smackbaggot.”
Teenager/manchild: “He’s not my friend, mom, he’s just a smackbaggot.”
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