Spacknell 

1.A spacknell is a name given to a idiot. It is derived from the word spastic which nowadays is used to insult anyone whether they be In a mental state of mind or not.

2.Spacknell is also a thing you find in rivers. see rivers}

1.Oi mate your a spacknell you can't kick the ball straight.
2.Did you see that green spotted spacknell.

Spacknell by Makey June 28, 2006

Snackwell Fallacy

Eating massive servings of foods which are low-fat, low-sodium or low-cholesterol under the mistaken impression that you are making a healthy choice. Instigated initially in the late 1990s with the Snackwell line of low-fat cookies.

I just ate an entire pallet of reduced sodium Lays potato chips. So you know, my diet is still unbroken.

You just got chumped by the Snackwell Fallacy, dumb ass.

Snackwell Fallacy by Robot Loves Zombie April 12, 2010

spackeling 

A form of masturbation commonly used by gothic males. It involves laying the penis across a flat surface (namely a table or bench) and pounding the penis with a large hammer until ejaculation occurs, or the penis becomes too purple and sore to continue. The word Spackel is derived from speckle, because the penis will go speckly after a prolonged beating. Spackeling is not to be confused with spackling.

For a graphic example of spackeling, see www.thepounder.com

spackeling by A-G-Dawg September 26, 2006

Spit spackel 

To slap the shit outta someone

Bitch don’t make me spit spackel you

Spit spackel by Ebvthen January 17, 2021

smackwell 

This word is used to describe a good hit (smack) or a decent, entertaining beating (of someone other than yourself).

Guy 1: Did you see that dude pummel that one guy?

Guy 2: Yea, he gave him the smackwell.

smackwell by Pervis Jervis March 2, 2009

Sparkelly 

A type of bracelet or hairtie also known as the scrunchie worn around the wrist. NOT IN THE HAIR.

I love the sparkelly you chose to wear today.

Sparkelly by tacos.me November 19, 2017

shit spackel 

when a person is taking a shit but then starts vomitting. thus requiring the person to turn around causing shit to be sprayed all over the walls.

That kid was so drunk he shit spackeled the entire bathroom.

shit spackel by justin and ryan February 1, 2004