The best, most randomly artistic person in the whole wide world. She also has the awesomest hair in the world, the wackeyist sense of humor, the skiniest arms, and friends who love her.
Starkington is also the abreviation for the city-state starkingtontownvilleburgcity.
TC Stachington is the bravest soldier 'stache to ever have existed. He carries around a 200 lb man backpack while finding the enemy and eliminating them. TC leaves no one behind. TC will punch you in the face, then down a Shiner Bock with you and explain why you deserved it. TC loves kittens and pussy and they love him back. To steal a phrase from Action Figure therapy, TC is like a "mustache with titties.". Fuckin' Bad Ass.
1) A proper noun referring to the fictional character which lives inside each and every one of us men. This persona is responsible for our obnoxious and over the top sex drive. This component of one's personality is found in the tip of the penis, guiding a man's thoughts and actions toward a sweet slice of pussy pie. Men will often ignore the importance of everything but the tiny fuckhole attached to the female they lust.
2) A verb used with much versatility. Its meaning is to dominate anything in any way or form. If a male takes control of a situation and ensures the outcome is his desire. Meanings can be sexual or non-sexual.
1) General Box Smashington is ordering Greg to smash the delicious box of that dirty little sex puppet with dick eyes staring at him from across the room.
2) James went Box Smashington on that calculus exam. He got 96%.