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Definitions by @Brazen_Faith

A-swag-tosis 

A-swag-tosis: When your swag level goes so high it starts breaking down the alleles in your DNA. Similar to "apoptosis," but involving swag.

Symptoms include excessive style, the ability to go "super smackington," and frequent references to attending private, live concerts for bands no one's even heard of.
Doctor: I'm sorry, but your son has A-swag-tosis. He's too hip to live.

Worried Mother: OMG, what do I do?

Doctor: I suggest you force him to wear glasses and date a loser dork. Otherwise his swag levels might consume him.

Go Smackington 

Verb/adjective

The art of verbally undressing the female homosapien and/or engaging in intense, verbal intercourse with a previously unknown woman.

Similar to having game but on a much higher level.
B-rad: So David, I saw you talking to Sarah

David (an Asian): Yesh, I was trying to make moves

Eze: Boyyy, I heard that. Did you go smackington?
Go Smackington by @Brazen_Faith March 12, 2011