smackfic 

A work of fan-fiction written to express the author's dislike of a character or characters from the canon source. Typically this will involve exaggerating the traits or habits that the author dislikes in the characters, and ensuring that these have negative effects

John disliked Akane Tendo, a character from Ranma 1/2, because he thought she jumped to conclusions too often. He wrote a smackfic in which Akane jumped to the conclusion that she was a walrus and jumped into the ocean to return to her native habitat.

smackfic by Piemur1 (with Elisteran's assistance) January 8, 2004

Smackwich

The art of placing a person's head between your hands and smacking them on each side of the head simultaneously. Usually said person is one that is loathed or disliked entirely. Most recently debuted on the TV show "Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23" where Chloe threatens to give a smackwich to a co-worker.

Chloe - If anyone says anything else about Margerie, Brenda's getting a smackwich!
Brenda - *gasps*
Chloe - Brenda's head is the lunchmeat and my hands are the bread! *smack*

Smackwich by shnnn000 November 13, 2012

smackdicular 

Spectacular feeling after giving oral sex

I am feeling smackdicular today!

smackdicular by SICAnCHRIS March 13, 2015

smackdick 

Any male who "jacks-off" more than three times a day

Flip is such a "smackdick", he would rather "jack-off" than find a woman!

smackdick by Flipbiscuit August 4, 2003

smackfuckindab 

in the middle of a situation that one cannot easily extract themself from

I am right smackfuckindab in the middle of this shit.

smackfuckindab by natasha collins May 28, 2004

smackface

see internet telling machine
Also see jess ann

you are such a smackface!

smackface by Tim Snitcherberry November 23, 2004