smackdick

Any male who "jacks-off" more than three times a day

Flip is such a "smackdick", he would rather "jack-off" than find a woman!

by Flipbiscuit August 4, 2003

Suckdickbrah?

Asking someone if they suck dick, usually used several times in a row in different ways to shy away or anger people

Person 1: hey brah, suckdickbrah?
Person 2: what??
Person 1: suckdickbrah? white dick brah?
Person 2: huh
Person 3: LOL SUCKDICKBRAH???
Person 2: goes offline

Person 1:hey brah suckdickbrah?
Person 2: shut the fuck up cunt
Person 1: suck..dick...brah??
Person 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP CUNT!!

by suckdickbrah November 14, 2017

SackMickey

From the Irish colloquialisms 'Sack' meaning scrotum and 'Mickey' meaning penis, SackMickey refers to a gentleman who has a bigger sack than mickey because of his tiny penis. This usually gives the appearance of a baby carrot resting on a large pair of wrinkly red kiwis.

Paddy: "I saw John's flute last night at the gym.
Sean: "Oh yeah? How was that?
Paddy: "Not great, full SackMickey on him"
Sean: "Jaysus, poor John"

by YoungPepe November 1, 2015

Smackwich

The art of placing a person's head between your hands and smacking them on each side of the head simultaneously. Usually said person is one that is loathed or disliked entirely. Most recently debuted on the TV show "Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23" where Chloe threatens to give a smackwich to a co-worker.

Chloe - If anyone says anything else about Margerie, Brenda's getting a smackwich!
Brenda - *gasps*
Chloe - Brenda's head is the lunchmeat and my hands are the bread! *smack*

by shnnn000 November 13, 2012

Stickdick

A thin dick, the size of a twig.

Even with Johnny's stickdick fully engaged, he still didn't fill up Angela's mouth.

by Fukaface! May 14, 2019

SmackJack

A Person Who Smokes And Deals Crack In Their Free Time.
Usually A Big Fat Black Guy.

Person A: Oi Bench, Another SmackJack Is Coming Over.
Person B: Quick, Stab That Mofo And Nick His Wallet!
SmackJack: **Gets Stabbed**
Person A: Shame

by Henryy Morgann March 18, 2008

smackdicular

Spectacular feeling after giving oral sex

I am feeling smackdicular today!

by SICAnCHRIS March 13, 2015