sméagol

Hobbit consumed by the One Ring, yesssss, my Precioussssssssss. His true name is Westron was Trahald.

Sméagol died in the War of the Ring

by Korora November 14, 2003

Sméagol

1.Inability to man up to daily responsibilities. 2. Self-Centered 3. Making a bigger deal out of a situation than necessary. (Often leads to the individual crying) 4. Craves precious items and attention.

Hey honey, can you help with the dishes instead of being such a sméagol. No! No! Honey! Me asking you to do things doesn’t mean you have to cry about it.

by Blme_Gme September 7, 2022

Sméagol

Verb: to lick someone aggressively

The dog Sméagoled me when I was dirty.

by Smeagolchad May 9, 2025

Smeagol

The dude that wants and DESERVES the precious. He had it in the first place and Frodo only has it because Bilbo stole it. Bilbo must die forever and ever.

It's mine. My Own. My precious.

by Smi November 28, 2004

smeagol

Verb: To act in a sneaky, sly, or conniving manner. Generally, when one 'smeagols' something from another. It's a sneaky form of thievery, generally between friends, and is not used to express anger. It can be used in different ways however, for instance, cutting in front of somebody in line (He smeagolled his way to the front). As long as it's sneaky and lightly dishonest, it's 'smeagolling.'
Derived from the character Smeagol in lord of the rings.

When Jack said he was leaving, he actually went up into my room and smeagolled a movie from me.
OR:
When the car beside us slowed, i sped up and smeagolled my way into his spot.

by Reed7777 July 7, 2006

smeagol

the equivalent of a crackhead in the real world.

smeagol wants to smoke the preeeeciousssss

by urban asshole February 27, 2010

smeagol

The act of convincing a friend to do something fun, when he or she clearly has other responsibilities and/or sleep to attend to. This strategy is often employed when seeking another player for a video game or board game.

Pete: "Dude, time for another round of Smash Bros."
Matt: "But it's 1am, and I still have two papers to write!"
Pete: "Come on, just one round! Chuck and Pat are in! *Smeagol voice* You knows you wants to..."
Matt: "Fine, you smeagoled me."

by DK64 February 8, 2014