The dude that wants and DESERVES the precious. He had it in the first place and Frodo only has it because Bilbo stole it. Bilbo must die forever and ever.
by Smi November 28, 2004
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A creature that has been corrupted bye the One Ring of Power for over 500 years. He persues the new berer of the ring, Frodo and then becomes frodo's guide to go to modor where he will try to kill Frodo for it.
Smeagol: "What did we ever do to the fat hobbit?!"
Sam: "He wants to kill us!"
by Mike Weiss February 14, 2004
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1)The ability to give oneself a blowjob, much as the LOR character must have been able to.
2)Led the Indian subcontinant in rebellion against the British empire by use of non-violent civil disobedience
3)Lord of the Jungle
4)The result of sneezing on your windshield.
5)A nagging feeling that somebody is stalking you in their underwear. Or someone else's underwear, that's not really the issue, is it?
6)The secretion from the tip of the penis.
1)Frodo knew the ring was affecting him when he realized he didn't need Sam to blow him anymore. He could give himself a Smeagol.
2)Smeagol was assasinated within a year of gaining independance for the people of India.
3)Jane was strangely drawn to Smeagol, and would throw him fish in order to get him to blow himself. This aroused her and nauseated her at the same time.
4)The police officer pulled the car over, because of a high density of smeagol obstructing the driver's view. Who knew, it was David Hasselhof! The officer squeegeed a souvenir and let the singer/actor go on his way with a warning.
5)The naked cowboy was following me around Times Square the other day. WTF?
6)The hobbits understood from Gandolf that circumsision would rid them of any more problems from Smeagol.
by Felix the territorial cat February 17, 2008
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When your partner is asleep, creep over their body/head while masturbating and breathing heavily and creepily. Finally, ejaculate into your partners hair, and or eyes while whispering "precious".
Guy 1: (breathing heavy) .....preciousssss....

Sleeping girl : Hmmmm, what the....


Sleeping girl : SMEAGOL!
by Mr. Game and Watch October 24, 2013
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1) AKA Gollum who kills his brother Deagol for the Ring of Power in the river where Isildur fell.
Smeagol is gollum
by Kameron the best June 20, 2003
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A man with a fetish where he is only attracted to really fat black women because he wants the Precious.
by Dantastic Danomite September 20, 2010
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