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The dude that wants and DESERVES the precious. He had it in the first place and Frodo only has it because Bilbo stole it. Bilbo must die forever and ever.
It's mine. My Own. My precious.
by Smi November 28, 2004
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Verb: To act in a sneaky, sly, or conniving manner. Generally, when one 'smeagols' something from another. It's a sneaky form of thievery, generally between friends, and is not used to express anger. It can be used in different ways however, for instance, cutting in front of somebody in line (He smeagolled his way to the front). As long as it's sneaky and lightly dishonest, it's 'smeagolling.'
Derived from the character Smeagol in lord of the rings.
When Jack said he was leaving, he actually went up into my room and smeagolled a movie from me.
OR:
When the car beside us slowed, i sped up and smeagolled my way into his spot.
by Reed7777 July 07, 2006
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1. (noun) A twisted, anorexic creature that desires one thing alone: the One Ring.

2. (verb) To be obsessively selfish or possessive over an object or person.
1. Smeagol WANTS IT!!

2. Dude, stop smeagoling my woman.
by DanDare September 04, 2003
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The best and most lethal creature on the planet.
contruary to popualar beleif, he IS alive and the only reason that he died in the book(and the movie) was because J.R.R.Tolkien wanted the good side (frodo) to win.
smeagol is more than a *quote* anorexic slimey creature that wants the precious *end quote*.

The only thing smeagol loves is the precious, a powerful and beautiful ring that turns its wearer invisible.

SMEAGOL LIVES ON. BEWARE SMEAGOL HATERS. SMEAGOL SQUEEZES THOSE HE DISLIKES.
smeagol will squeeze you, you smeagol-hater.
smeagol wantsss the preciousssssss.
smeagol squeeezzessssss.
by QueenAmonWoo July 04, 2006
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1)The ability to give oneself a blowjob, much as the LOR character must have been able to.
2)Led the Indian subcontinant in rebellion against the British empire by use of non-violent civil disobedience
3)Lord of the Jungle
4)The result of sneezing on your windshield.
5)A nagging feeling that somebody is stalking you in their underwear. Or someone else's underwear, that's not really the issue, is it?
6)The secretion from the tip of the penis.
1)Frodo knew the ring was affecting him when he realized he didn't need Sam to blow him anymore. He could give himself a Smeagol.
2)Smeagol was assasinated within a year of gaining independance for the people of India.
3)Jane was strangely drawn to Smeagol, and would throw him fish in order to get him to blow himself. This aroused her and nauseated her at the same time.
4)The police officer pulled the car over, because of a high density of smeagol obstructing the driver's view. Who knew, it was David Hasselhof! The officer squeegeed a souvenir and let the singer/actor go on his way with a warning.
5)The naked cowboy was following me around Times Square the other day. WTF?
6)The hobbits understood from Gandolf that circumsision would rid them of any more problems from Smeagol.
by Felix the territorial cat February 16, 2008
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When your partner is asleep, creep over their body/head while masturbating and breathing heavily and creepily. Finally, ejaculate into your partners hair, and or eyes while whispering "precious".
Guy 1: (breathing heavy) .....preciousssss....

Sleeping girl : Hmmmm, what the....

Guy 1: PRECIOUSSSS!!!

Sleeping girl : SMEAGOL!
by Mr. Game and Watch October 24, 2013
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