10 definitions by urban asshole

smeagol

the equivalent of a crackhead in the real world.

smeagol wants to smoke the preeeeciousssss

by urban asshole February 28, 2010

George W. Bush

more hated in america than osama bin laden... and that's really, really sad.

George W. Bush made America the laughing stock of the world.

by urban asshole February 24, 2010

vagina

looking up vagina? you gotta be fucking kidding me.

seriously? looking up vagina??? you suck.

by urban asshole February 20, 2010

idiots

people who need to look up the definition of "idiots" in the urban dictionary

if you are reading this, you are probably one of the idiots i'm talking about.

by urban asshole February 24, 2010

kirstin dunst

annoying bitch who screams too much in her movies.

"i always hear a bitch screaming like she's being raped in spiderman."

"that's kirstin dunst, nigga!"

by urban asshole February 28, 2010

el cajon

a horrible little turd town just east of san diego. its hot as fuck most of the year, its chock full of wife beaters and white trash, and the ones who have money are witless bros and bimbos.

if san diego county had an anus, el cajon is where it is.

by urban asshole February 20, 2010

babies

the absolute worst STD you can get. they will stick to you until death.

"hey i heard bill got an std from jen."

"herpes?"

"no, babies."

by urban asshole February 20, 2010