shitpunch
The clentching of a fist, and thrusting it forwards into an opponents middle-to-left stomach area. The result is that the opponent will instantly drop all bowel contents.
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Shpunch
Verb - The act of punching someone in the shoe.
Shoe + Punch = Shpunch
Most people will shout this phrase out either before during or after the action of a shpunch.
Shoe + Punch = Shpunch
Most people will shout this phrase out either before during or after the action of a shpunch.
Pauli: Yo Stew watup?
Stew: SHPUNCH!!!!!!!
(Stew Punch's Pauli in the Shoe leaving his foot in great pain)
Pauli: Aw shit!!! That hurt like a mother fucker!!
Sam shpunched Tony so hard that Tony's foot exploded.
If Abraham doesn't shut his mouth I'm gona shpunch his foot back to the 4rth grade!
Stew: SHPUNCH!!!!!!!
(Stew Punch's Pauli in the Shoe leaving his foot in great pain)
Pauli: Aw shit!!! That hurt like a mother fucker!!
Sam shpunched Tony so hard that Tony's foot exploded.
If Abraham doesn't shut his mouth I'm gona shpunch his foot back to the 4rth grade!
Shpunch by Jason Spazington October 4, 2009
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slutpuncher by Kony2016 November 17, 2013
shit punch
(v) To punch someone or something with extreme fury. Also can be used to describe a situation where one will suprise another with a punch in a sensitive area, thereby inflicting large amounts of pain. Can also be used with kick, as in to shit kick another.
shit punch by slinkeril January 6, 2007
Shipurchaceiver
Shipurchaceiver by Thedudethatrocks August 27, 2019
Ninja Shit Punch
When a man and a woman love each other very much they often engage in sexual acts. This is known as a Ninja shit pucn
Preperation:
The man needs to have a shit that is about the same size as his erect penis. Remove the said shit from the toilet and put it in the freezer for later.
Once your woman is home remove said shit from freezer and place under pilow (or easy access to wherever the act is going to take place).
The Act:
Once you and your partner are engaged in sexual contact you begin to have anal sex. The man teases the woman by coming all the way out and back in again. After about the 4th time, stealthily grab the shit and shove it in her anus.
Whilst she still thinks your inside her stealthily run up and turn on the light. Run toward her shout "Ninja" and punch her in the face.
The End
Preperation:
The man needs to have a shit that is about the same size as his erect penis. Remove the said shit from the toilet and put it in the freezer for later.
Once your woman is home remove said shit from freezer and place under pilow (or easy access to wherever the act is going to take place).
The Act:
Once you and your partner are engaged in sexual contact you begin to have anal sex. The man teases the woman by coming all the way out and back in again. After about the 4th time, stealthily grab the shit and shove it in her anus.
Whilst she still thinks your inside her stealthily run up and turn on the light. Run toward her shout "Ninja" and punch her in the face.
The End
Ninja Shit Punch by KingLouie2 October 17, 2008
shitpusher
A shit pusher mainly used in prison
it means someone that has sexual intercourse via the anus should be used only to the gay population or someone you suspect in being gay
(no offence to the gay communty I did not make the word up fucking shitpushers)
it means someone that has sexual intercourse via the anus should be used only to the gay population or someone you suspect in being gay
(no offence to the gay communty I did not make the word up fucking shitpushers)
1,look at that shitpusher damn he wears tight t-shirts
2,hey shitpusher you need to stop wearing makeup dude and wash the shit off your cock
2,hey shitpusher you need to stop wearing makeup dude and wash the shit off your cock
shitpusher by The Dual May 17, 2006