slutometer

A portmanteau of "slut" and "thermometer" that can be used to indicate the unofficial transition from late Winter to early Spring by the visual indicator of attention seeking women immediately going from wearing full pants to short shorts or miniskirts within the span of two days.

The slutometer has indicated that Spring is declared, because I saw nothing but women's ass cheeks hanging out at Wal-Mart today.

by dressingtothe9s February 25, 2025

Slut-ometer

The innate sense that most males are born with that tells them who is a slut, who isn't, and how much of a slut that person is. Often expressed with beeping noises.

Dude 1: Look at that chick wearing the tube-top!
Dude 2: Slut-ometer is on!
Dude 3: beep-beep-beep...
(girl gets closer)
Dude 3: BEEPBEEPBEEP

by WadeWilson January 27, 2010

susometer

The susometer measures how gay you are

Friend:hey daddy gimme that bbc
You: hell no gay bitch you are about to break the susometer

by Thatonelightskinigga August 25, 2020

Susometer

A sensor for how sus a person is

Josh Is setting off the susometer

by Toby Evans October 13, 2020

scotometer

a meter that detects the average gayness in scott

scots scotometer blew up after over loading

by cody February 6, 2003

Shitometer

The level of shit a bloke gets into with his wife. Generally occurs after a night out on the booze with his mates and he gets home very very late.

Shitometer readings -

10/10 - roaring, you are in the doghouse!

5/10 - usually still at this level 5 days after peaking at 10/10.

3/10 - simmering and ready to erupt at any tick of the clock, the shitometer never goes lower than 3/10.

Mahalis 'Are we heading out tonight for a drink'?

Mohamed 'Sorry Mahalis, the Shitometer is roaring'!

by CutUpRough July 29, 2010

scotometer

A complex machine which detects the impulses and balence of ejaculi spermation in Scott's.

Scott uses his scotometer on a daily basis.

by Sampson January 24, 2003