dressingtothe9s's definitions
A portmanteau of "slut" and "thermometer" that can be used to indicate the unofficial transition from late Winter to early Spring by the visual indicator of attention seeking women immediately going from wearing full pants to short shorts or miniskirts within the span of two days.
The slutometer has indicated that Spring is declared, because I saw nothing but women's ass cheeks hanging out at Wal-Mart today.
by dressingtothe9s February 25, 2025
Get the slutometermug. The cathardic act of throwing shade at people born after the year 2000 who can't read an analog clock.
by dressingtothe9s February 19, 2025
Get the sundialingmug.