My name is Bob, and I am a surfaholic.
I just surfed for seven hours nonstop. I believe this qualifies me as a chronic surfaholic.
I just surfed for seven hours nonstop. I believe this qualifies me as a chronic surfaholic.
by smiami March 14, 2009
Get the surfaholic mug.That one person on your instagram feed who takes over 20 selfies a day. This person is usually obsessed with their own self image. Sadly there is no cure for this horrible disease. Typical captions include:#nomakeup #pretty #natural or cheesy song lyrics. Their selfies tend to be edited more than a Lil Wayne album so don't believe them if they say otherwise.
Person1:"Jen is such a selfaholic"
Person2:"Yea I heard she spends hours preparing for her selfie"
Person3:"I heard she dropped out of school because she just doesn't have the time for it anymore"
Person2:"Yea I heard she spends hours preparing for her selfie"
Person3:"I heard she dropped out of school because she just doesn't have the time for it anymore"
by GrouchVaude September 12, 2014
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Get the sugaholic mug.Surfalicious can be heard in Florida, California, and Oregon (at least) and is meant to indicate perfection, blissfulness, enlightenment, deliciousness, or any quality of anything that inspires a natural state of awe or heavenly bliss, which is also called "surfalicion." It is named for the quasi-religious state a surfer might obtain from achieving the perfect ride on the perfect wave.
by The Almighty Travis August 9, 2006
Get the surfalicious mug.The condition of a person who is sulky, tends to mope around, and hangs around in bars. This person will drink until they can't feel, or simply fall asleep at the table.
Bartender: Oh man..... Jim is back.
Patron: What's wrong with Jim?
Bartender: Oh, he's a sulkaholic. He stinks up the place.
Patron: What's wrong with Jim?
Bartender: Oh, he's a sulkaholic. He stinks up the place.
by Slobber Pirate December 28, 2009
Get the Sulkaholic mug.That's the twelfth guy that Steve has sucked off this week. I think he's turning into a real suckaholic.
by pdobrinen November 29, 2012
Get the suckaholic mug.Peter: the lawyer it is so unprofessional, I do not know if he is, actually, acting nuts or just being sarcaholic.
by tipar September 25, 2016
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