surfaholic

Addicted to web surfing. As I am.

Also works for wave surfing!

My name is Bob, and I am a surfaholic.

I just surfed for seven hours nonstop. I believe this qualifies me as a chronic surfaholic.

surfaholic by smiami March 14, 2009

Selfaholic 

That one person on your instagram feed who takes over 20 selfies a day. This person is usually obsessed with their own self image. Sadly there is no cure for this horrible disease. Typical captions include:#nomakeup #pretty #natural or cheesy song lyrics. Their selfies tend to be edited more than a Lil Wayne album so don't believe them if they say otherwise.

Person1:"Jen is such a selfaholic"
Person2:"Yea I heard she spends hours preparing for her selfie"
Person3:"I heard she dropped out of school because she just doesn't have the time for it anymore"

Selfaholic by GrouchVaude September 12, 2014

sugaholic 

Someone who is addicted to sugar/sugary foods.

Ben is a sugaholic.

sugaholic by kr1ppl3r March 11, 2009

surfalicious 

Surfalicious can be heard in Florida, California, and Oregon (at least) and is meant to indicate perfection, blissfulness, enlightenment, deliciousness, or any quality of anything that inspires a natural state of awe or heavenly bliss, which is also called "surfalicion." It is named for the quasi-religious state a surfer might obtain from achieving the perfect ride on the perfect wave.

Dude, I think I'm in love. Kara just kissed me and it was so awesome, it was almost surfalicious.

surfalicious by The Almighty Travis August 9, 2006

Sulkaholic

The condition of a person who is sulky, tends to mope around, and hangs around in bars. This person will drink until they can't feel, or simply fall asleep at the table.

Bartender: Oh man..... Jim is back.
Patron: What's wrong with Jim?
Bartender: Oh, he's a sulkaholic. He stinks up the place.

Sulkaholic by Slobber Pirate December 28, 2009

suckaholic 

A person addicted to giving blowjobs.

That's the twelfth guy that Steve has sucked off this week. I think he's turning into a real suckaholic.

suckaholic by pdobrinen November 29, 2012

Sarcaholic 

A person who being so sarcastic seems actually crazy.

Peter: the lawyer it is so unprofessional, I do not know if he is, actually, acting nuts or just being sarcaholic.

Sarcaholic by tipar September 25, 2016