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The often unwanted, always repulsive waste that flows forth from a female during that "special time" of the month.
1. So, I went to finger this chick, and when I took my fingers out, they had slurf all over them.
2. Aw gross!! Is this slurf on my dick?!
3. I didn't realize it until it was too late, so I ended up pulling a slurf n' turf.
Slurf by Cooper July 30, 2003
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Jennifer B is such a Slurf !
Slurf by Envyy December 24, 2014
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Jennifer B is such a Slurf !
Slurf by Envyy December 24, 2014
When a fat orange cat tries to squeeze his giant, flabby body through the peep hole of a cat tree.
Gavin looked on in horror as Mike tried to slurf after Tycho.
Slurf by MysteriousElJefe May 7, 2023

Slurf N' Turf 

The act of consuming wordslurfword while performing wordcunnilingusword during the woman's period.
I didn't realize it until it was too late, so I ended up pulling a slurf n' turf.
Slurf N' Turf by Cooper July 30, 2003

Slumflower

A person of inspiration who is proud of their long saggy tits. These are indeed something to be celebrated and revered. Boob jobs are bad
I really love that slumflower
Slumflower by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020
The word 'faggot', 'fag' is commonly used as an insult towards gay people and in general people from LGBTQ+ community. It shouldn't be used by heterosexual people, as it's considered highly homophobic and disrespectful.

The history behind the slur:
Gay men were burned alive on a stack of sticks, while being called a 'faggot'.
- He looks like a faggot!
- Ye, looks like a fucking girl.
(referring to the way someone is dressed; boy that is dressed 'more feminine').

- You both are together, fucking faggots!
- Ye, it's disgusting!

(reffering to the gay/bisexual men being in the relationship).

- You should not say the f-slur if you are heterosexual! It's homophobic and offensive.
F-slur by e4tmypussy December 2, 2020
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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