Slunderbuss

When you have a family member that knowingly has Covid 19 but you decide to hangout with your boyfriend.

Hey Ava stop being a slunderbuss

Slunderbuss by The journalist December 23, 2020

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Blunderbussin Shmogoggular

A person who has reached the pinnacle of whatever it is that can be, this person is beyond time space and existence as we know it. To be called this is confirmation that you are one of the most based individuals to ever exist.

"That bloke is a real Blunderbussin Shmogoggular"

Blunderbussin Shmogoggular by ^Tree July 9, 2022

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blunderbuss

big old medieval ancestor of the shotgun used by the original colonial gangstas.
Looks like a trumpet that you stuff with gunpowder.

Duke of Haphazard : Hand over your gold and jewellery, damn wench, before i blunderbuss your ass into oblivion!
Damn wench : No sirrah, may the good lord protect me, take all o' me booty...

blunderbuss by Flying Fandango July 16, 2008

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Scunderbuss

A large, gross broad who decides that the juice is worth the squeeze when she finds the poo-dollar. In other words, she picks up the dollar, realizes that there is shit on it, scrapes the shit off, and sticks it in her purse.

"WOOO did you see that scunderbuss scrape that dollar. She now has shit on everthing in her purse, and still walked into the club"

Scunderbuss by Port Crane March 24, 2007