Slunker

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A man or woman who would like to get a boyfriend or girlfriend, but are to lazy to do anything about it. (The noun being "Slunking", the ACTION of being too lazy to get a girl/boyfriend.)

Steve: hey man, when was the last time Fred had a girlfriend?
Bob: I have no idea, he's such a slunker, it's been ages!

Slunker by Jesus Was Emo. August 22, 2007

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Slunker

Alternative meaning to CUNT

What an absolute slunker

Slunker by RPCBBL July 24, 2024

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Slunker

A nonsensical created from a compression error. Typically seen in a Analog horror setting.

Slunker is a really scary guy

Slunker by SavvySipper April 24, 2025

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Slunker Slanking

A euphemism for masturbating.

"Fuck off dude, I'm slunker slanking."

Slunker Slanking by wtflolz October 11, 2015

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Spunkerchief

A crusty, flaking piece of cloth used to clean one's body after an intense night of 'self appreciation'.

I used my spunkerchief to wipe my sex wee of my jazz mag

Spunkerchief by Kevin Watkins February 27, 2004

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Slunked

The feeling when you are extremely tired and start acting drunk

Yo Dave I so slunked right now

Slunked by Bacon is not jmaycan February 13, 2017

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Slinkers

a well known deviant, from the UK, who makes funny flashes about anime and harry potter, and various other things...
(found on deviantart)

Have you seen that rubber ducky slinkers flash?

Oh yeah! That was genius!

Slinkers by thecatofdeath487 November 7, 2009

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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