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Slanking 

Responding to life's adversities with acceptance, constructive actions and a positive attitude.
My homie committed suicide. The pain is present but we choose to learn from it instead of drowning in sorrow . Increasing our awareness, consciously bonding and empathizing. Being more considerate and helpful with one another. Being thankful for the person he was whilst alive and the teachings his life and death have provided us. —and thus we're slanking.
Slanking by DGBE July 27, 2018
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Slanking 

To drink Alcohol and have fun on the streets. Usually around or near a shop that sells Alcohol.
"Are we going Slanking tonight"
"Let's go for a Slank"
"Everyone is outside Slanking"
Slanking by Slanker_Dom January 15, 2014

Slanking 

To chill and relax after a long hard day
Jut got off work man, i'm slanking at my house
Slanking by ptown prince January 12, 2011

Slanking 

Sleep wanking
I couldn't finish with this hot girl so I ended up slanking instead.
Slanking by Ajax9994 March 27, 2015

Slanking 

What I call humans with abscesses
Person 1: Do you have a abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are slanking
Slanking by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 8, 2025

Slanking 

Feeding your delusions & lies by expressing and sharing it.

To slank is to try and increase your obviously made up/hallucinated belief by sharing it with other people.
Mike:"Yo, this animal proposed to me yesterday"

Jake:"Stop slanking"
Slanking by Braincellz cactus September 19, 2025

long slanking 

Cutting an object in long strips with a jagged cut....
long slanking by madsmom714 March 19, 2010
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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