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The art of driving a fake Cobalt SS and believing you own an automobile that it worth something. The drivers name starts with a Z in most cases of this.
Slowbalt equals 2006 Cobalt "SS" that is said to be turbo charged as well as supercharged at different times, therefore rendering it a useless piece of crap LT.
by FORDFTW!!!! September 22, 2011
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