A stock cobalt ls or lt model with the 2.2 ecotec. they are very slow so the combination of the cars name and its slowness has come together as the Slobalt.
by Captain_Cobalt January 17, 2011
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Slowbalt equals 2006 Cobalt "SS" that is said to be turbo charged as well as supercharged at different times, therefore rendering it a useless piece of crap LT.
by FORDFTW!!!! September 22, 2011
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dude did you see that race; no wut was it? a chevy caviller and a chevy slowbalt; who won?; idk there still racing after 2 minutes
by Andrew June 6, 2005
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I hear Johnny binge ate out of sadness and didn't bathe for days after learning he was conceived illegitimately, what a slobastard
by DaftLink June 22, 2011
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