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Excessively intoxicated. Beligerant, inconsiderate, loud, bobbleheaded, near-vomiting state of drunkness. Fucked up beyond all recognition.
Last night I got so stouched, I ended up sleeping in a ditch.
by paulatinum April 24, 2009
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Stouched or sex touched is the tap, scoop or grope type of touch from a man to a woman when walking past them while the woman is unaware of the mans awesome foreplay technique. The touch will be either to the genitalia or breast area. The man is showing his intentions to mate and this technique causes many women to become aroused.
Will walked passed Natalie while she was getting undressed, he stouched her on her bottom as he walked by.
by El Torro October 08, 2014
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