stouched
Excessively intoxicated. Beligerant, inconsiderate, loud, bobbleheaded, near-vomiting state of drunkness. Fucked up beyond all recognition.
stouched by paulatinum April 24, 2009
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Stouched
Stouched or sex touched is the tap, scoop or grope type of touch from a man to a woman when walking past them while the woman is unaware of the mans awesome foreplay technique. The touch will be either to the genitalia or breast area. The man is showing his intentions to mate and this technique causes many women to become aroused.
stouchebag
a stouchebag is as it sounds, a combination of the words stupid and douchebag, used to describe a person of extreme idiocy.
stouchebag by poopoopoo1 October 30, 2007
stonched
stonched by George 9/11 Bush December 8, 2017
slouched
to be passed out in a seemingly uncomfortable position due to overindulgence in the use of alcohol or drugs
After consuming an entire handle of Jack Daniels and removing her shirt, Caroline passed out in the chair causing her friends to remark, "slouched."
Storched
After a day of partying, you have at least one friend who may have just had too much fun with alcohol. As a good friend, you make sure that friend is taken care of.
If your friend does these three steps, in no particular order, then your friend has become storched.
You must have three parts to be storched: drunk to the point of forgetfulness; have a friend(s) physically get you to a safe place because you can no longer walk; and you must throw up. If all three parts align, you have officially been storched.
If your friend does these three steps, in no particular order, then your friend has become storched.
You must have three parts to be storched: drunk to the point of forgetfulness; have a friend(s) physically get you to a safe place because you can no longer walk; and you must throw up. If all three parts align, you have officially been storched.
Last night I got storched!
Storched by Amfsgoddess August 8, 2017
Slouched
Slouched by Schlong Holster September 24, 2013
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