Slothaism 

The act of worshiping sloths.

Human: I hate sloths. They're so dumb.
Sloth: YOU WILL USE SLOTHAISM OR YOU WILL DIE.

Slothaism by SonicKnuckles1998 August 12, 2016

Slothism

A medical condition where the victim cannot complete any task in a timely manner.

Sorry I was late. My mom was having a severe case of slothism, and took an hour to get ready.

Slothism by Giraffe africa September 18, 2010

slothish

slow to react to a situation

he was slothish in his reaction to the comment

slothish by stewster March 17, 2008

slothasaurus 

1. A historic mammal, generally 5'6'' 3/4 usually of Dutch decent, but also found to have genetic roots in the southern parts of America. From the latin, Slothiniusmamasaurius. Prounounced "sloth""A""saurus".

2. Also a term used to describe a person who would rather sit alone in a laundry room and stare at a wall instead of interacting with humans or animals.

1. Eg. The slothasaurus was first discovered on the grounds of Iowa's Dordt College.

2. Eg. Man, Danny was being such a slothasaurus at the barn party last night!

slothasaurus by supercoolkid37 January 1, 2010

slothism

The religion which worships the red-assed sloth.

'And the sloth, with his power and wisdom, said "Let there be light!", and he flipped on the light switch.'

Source: Slothism bible - page 1

slothism by Sloth Worshipper October 9, 2008

swethaism 

The most deranged group of people coming together to find some sort of bonding over their distressful lives. A very beautiful sort forthcoming to become a sort of a cult to support each other's deranged fantasies

Swethaism is the best

swethaism by Swethaismsupportee February 9, 2024